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What letter is next in this sequence?
M, A, M, J, J, A, S, O,__
(Submitted by Frank89)

What letter is next in this sequence?
O, T, T, F, F, S, S, E, __
(Submitted by Paige3456789)

What are tree mistake in this sentence?
(Submitted by aqbball10)

What can run but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, has a head but never weeps, and has a bed but never sleeps??
(Submitted by Shane Menefee)

How could the 22nd and 24th U.S. Presidents have the same parents, but weren’t brothers
(Submitted by Tom Nightlinger)

How can you use the letters in NEW DOOR to make one word?
(Submitted by Bethany Pavlik)

yyyy u r, yyyyy u b, i c u r y+y 4  ? 
(Submitted by Tony966)

What are ID ten T mistakes?
(Submitted by Mike M.)

When is four half of five?
(Submitted by Lauren M.)

Why are 2007 pennies worth more than 2006 pennies?
(Submitted by Nekark949)

What is full of holes but still holds water?
(Submitted by Darryl Hoegy)

What happened in 1961 and will not happen again until 6009?
(Submitted by Shannon Horn)

What is light as a feather, but even the strongest man cannot hold it more than a few minutes?
(Submitted by Rainier Washington)

How could all of your cousins have an aunt who is not your aunt?
(Submitted by Blazerboy)

A man says, "Brothers and sisters, have I none, but that man's father is my father's son." Who is he pointing at?
(Submitted by pjjnuni)

How few times can you weigh 9 identical cookies on a balance scale to find the one with a gold ring inside?
(Submitted by Tim Franks)

You have a dime and a dollar, you buy a dog and a collar, the dog is a dollar more than the collar, how much is the collar?
(Submitted by Rodolfo Gutierrez)

What in an automobile engine serves no purpose but without it the engine does not work?
(Submitted by Shiv Narain Singh)

A light-tight wooden box has three switches on the outside that control three light bulbs on the inside. When the box is closed you can turn the switches on or off but when you open the box how can you tell which switch controls each bulb without touching the switches?
(Submitted by Alex Tsai)

On my way to the fair, I met 7 jugglers and a bear, every juggler had 6 cats, every cat had 5 rats, every rat had 4 houses, every house had 3 mouses, every mouse had 2 louses, every louse had a spouse. How many in all are going to the fair?
(Submitted by Jasper Clyatt)

Imagine you are in a sinking rowboat surrounded by sharks. How would you survive?
(Submitted by Amber Sigmon)

Johnny's mother had four children. The first was April, the second was May, and the third was June. What was the name of her fourth child?
(Submitted by Peter Mannetti)

A man left home running. He ran a ways and then turned left, ran the same distance and turned left again, ran the same distance and turned left again. When he got home there were two masked men. Who were they?
(Submitted by Kylie Caretti)

You are driving a bus. Four people get on, three people get off, then eight people get on and ten people get off, then 6 people get on and 2 more people get off. What color were the bus driver's eyes?
(Submitted by Cassie)

Why is it against the law for a man living in North Carolina to be buried in South Carolina?
(Submitted by April)

There was an airplane crash, every single person died, but two people survived. How is this possible?
(Submitted by Imran)

That attorney is my brother, testified the accountant. But the attorney testified he didn't have a brother. Who is lying?
(Submitted by Jacob Becker)

Before Mount Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain in the world?
(Submitted by Peter Druska)

The peacock is a bird that does not lay eggs. How do they get baby peacocks?

Eskimos are very good hunters, but they never hunt penguins. Why not?

What is the tallest mountain in the world?
(Submitted by Steve Pierce)

Which is heavier: a pound of gold or a pound of feathers?

Why is George Washington's official birthday celebration held on February 22 when he was actually born on February 11?

The Mississippi River is the dividing line between Tennessee and Arkansas. If an airplane crashed exactly in the middle of the Mississippi River there, where would the survivors be buried?

A hunter pitched her tent and then hiked straight south for five miles; she then turned and hiked five miles due east. Finally she turned again and hiked five miles straight north where she saw a bear ripping apart her tent. What color was the bear?

A man and his son were in an automobile accident. The man died on the way to the hospital, but the boy was rushed into surgery. The emergency room surgeon said "I can't operate, that's my son!" How is this possible?
(Submitted by Amanda Hoskins)

What came first, the chicken or the egg?
(Submitted by BprinceSamir)

How far can you walk into the woods?
(Submitted by Andrea Lane)

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