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Elephant Jokes:
(Click on the riddle to read the answer)

What's red and white on the outside but gray and white on the inside?

How do you make instant elephant?

If you took away an elephants trunk how would it smell?

What time is it when ten elephants are chasing you?

What cheers you up when you are sick?

What weighs 5,000 lbs and wears glass slippers?

What do elephants do for laughs?

What game do elephants like to play most?

Why do elephants wear red toenail polish?

Why do elephants paint their toenails red?

Why do elephants hide in strawberry patches?

Why do elephants stomp on people?

Why did the elephant cross the road?

What is large and gray and goes around and around in circles?

What has 6 legs, 3 ears, 4 tusks, and 2 trunks?

What did the cat say to the elephant?

What did the grape say to the elephant?

What's the difference between eating an elephant or peanut butter?

How do you stop a charging elephant?

How can you tell when an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

How can you tell when an elephant is under your bed?

If you see an elephant in your car, what time is it?

Why do elephants have grey skin?

What should you do to a blue elephant?

What should you do to a green elephant?

What should you do to a red elephant?

What should you do to a yellow elephant?

What should you do to a white elephant?

How do you get down off an elephant?

Who is the most famous male singing elephant?

Who is the most famous female singing elephant?

Why don't elephants ride bikes?

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