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Whatever you want, he cannot hear you!What do you call a gorilla with a banana in each ear?
     (submitted by Rebecca Hutchinson)

A sourpuss!What do you call a kitten drinking lemonade?
     (submitted by Jstra)

He was too big for the elevator!Why did King Kong climb to the top of the Empire State building?
     (submitted by Aziza Somani)

Three!There were two ducks in front of a duck and two ducks behind a duck, and one duck in the middle. How many ducks were there in total?
     (submitted by Amy Hewitt)

A fruit fly!What do you call a zipper on a banana?
     (submitted by Tanvi Tyagi)

A fsh!What do you call a fish without an eye?
     (submitted by Demeke)

Racecar!What vehicle is spelled the same backwards and forwards?
     (submitted by Rizka of Kuwait)

Chase parked cars!What do lazy dogs do for fun?
     (submitted by Katie Kempf)

Fish and ships!What do sea monsters eat?
     (submitted by Tamara Cougar & the Cougar Cubs)

When it hugs the shore!When does a boat show affection?
     (submitted by Amreen Ram)

Edam!What kind of cheese is made backwards?
     (submitted by Lauren M.)

Dry!What kind of stones are never found in the ocean?
     (submitted by Mandar Kulkarni)

Electricity!What city has no people?
     (submitted by amreen ram)

Every lunch it went back four seconds!Why did the clock in the cafeteria always run slow?
     (submitted by Rachelle Willcutts)

All his uncles were ants!Why was the baby ant confused?
     (submitted by Tim Z.)

Because it was not peeling well!Why did the banana go to the doctor?
     (submitted by Emory Ann Howell)

All of them!What month has 28 days?
     (submitted by Shannon Horn)

I don't know, but when it talks, you better listen carefully!What do you get when you cross a parrot with a tiger?
     (submitted by Soccer)

SpongeBob SmartyPants!What do you get when you cross SpongeBob with Albert Einstein?
     (submitted by Peter Vatkov)

Frostbite!What do you get when you cross a snowman with a wolf?
     (submitted by Rachelle Willcutts)

A towel!What gets wetter the more it dries?
     (submitted by Alexandra Keane)

The library!What building has the most stories?
     (submitted by Szesze)

Two lips!What flowers do you always wear?
     (submitted by Mary McCormick)

Ten tickles! (tentacles)What can make an octopus laugh?
     (submitted by Debbie Huey)

K9P!If a fire hydrant has H2O inside, what does it have on the outside?
     (submitted by Patrick M.)

A jeweler sells watches and a jailer watches cells!What's the difference between a jeweler and a jailer?
     (submitted by Diana DeWitt)

The letter R!What is in the middle of Paris?
     (submitted by Diana DeWitt)

Wet!If you drop a yellow hat in the Red Sea, what does it become?
     (submitted by Anna Baas-Anderson)

A goose!What grows down when it grows up?
     (submitted by Ian Salitrynski)

The letter M!What occurs once in a minute, twice in a moment and never in a thousand years?
     (submitted by Amanda Zielstra)

His horse is named Friday!How could a cowboy ride into town on Friday, stay two days, and ride out on Friday?
     (submitted by Darren)

Silence!What is so fragile even saying its name can break it?
     (submitted by SmileG)

Mothematics!What do moths study in school?
     (submitted by Bunji)

Holes!What can you put in a wood box that will make it lighter?
     (submitted by Jill Julki)

A trombone!What bone keeps getting longer and shorter?
     (submitted by Patrick M.)

Your age.What goes up but never goes down?
     (submitted by Shane Scott)

Incorrectly.What 11-letter English word does everyone pronounce incorrectly?
     (submitted by Seo Yung Kyun)

O I C U R M T.What seven letters did Old Mother Hubbard say
when she opened her cupboard?

     (submitted by Patrick M.)

Because they are two tired (too tired).Why won't bikes stand up by themselves?
     (submitted by Tracy Baker.)

Because pepper water makes them sneeze.Why do sharks only swim in salt water?
     (submitted by Justin B.)

If they drop them they break.Why do chickens lay eggs?
     (submitted by Patrick M.)

When it is ajar!When can you put pickles in a door?
     (submitted by Patrick M.)

Because seven eight nine!Why is six afraid of seven?
     (submitted by Mason Juenger)

Mom!What do you call your father-in-law's
only child's mother-in-law?

     (submitted by Fara Issa)

Because they never learned to cook!Why do lions eat raw meat?
     (submitted by Sean Mitchell)

There are too many cheetahs (cheaters)!Why don't African animals play games?
     (submitted by Sean Mitchell)

A car tune (cartoon)!What do you call a song about a car?
     (submitted by Adam Ouellette)

Because he was feeling crummy!Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
     (submitted by EdeeM)

None, it was Noah.How many animals did Moses take on the Ark?
     (submitted by Peter Mannetti)

An umbrella.What goes up a chimney down, but won't go down a chimney up?
     (submitted by Mavis Santo)

A zebra wearing too much lipstick.What's black and white and red all over?
     (submitted by Kristie)

Antarctica.What is the largest ant in the world?
     (submitted by Rory Kirkpatrick)

An elephant.What is the largest living ant in the world?
     (submitted by Patrick M.)

One scent.How much is a skunk worth?
     (submitted by Jeremy Gister)

A hot air baboon.What kind of monkey can fly?
     (submitted by Patrick M.)

Because it was a good batter.Why did the cake like to play baseball?

Someone laughing their head off.What goes hahaha, plop?

They told her it was a maneating lion.Why didn't the lady run away from the attacking lion?

Because leopards are already born with spots.Why has no one ever spotted a leopard in Africa?

It split.What did the banana do when it heard the ice scream?

I'd rather have a tiger eat a lion.Would you rather have a tiger eat you or a lion?

Oops, my mistake, you don't have three heads.What has 3 heads, is ugly, and smells bad?

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