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All of these questions can be answered with two words that rhyme, but they are silly!


What do you call a grizzly with no fur?
(Submitted by Roberto Schwartz)
  

What do you call an oyster that won't share?
(Submitted by Modesto Galvan)
  

What do you call a female deer's rival?
(Submitted by Modesto Galvan)
  

What do you call a muddy sparrow?
(Submitted by Tim Evans)
  

What do you get when a dogcatcher nabs a beagle?
(Submitted by Anthony Valentino)
  

What do you get when someone magically creates a snow storm?
(Submitted by Cindy N.)
  

What do you call a seed of corn planted at night?
(Submitted by Anthony H.)
  

What do you call an erroneous pig?
(Submitted by Anthony H.)
  

What do you call a church credit card?
(Submitted by Anthony H.)
  

What do you call a champion's banquet?
(Submitted by Anthony H.)
  

What do you call a fairy that says "thank you"?
(Submitted by Piper P.)
  

What flower lays down in the flower bed?
(Submitted by Piper P.)
  

What do you use to paint a dromedary?
(Submitted by Piper P.)
  

What do you call a fat chimpanzee?
(Submitted by Piper P.)
  

What do you call shellfish?
(Submitted by Piper P.)
  

What do you call a fake horse?
(Submitted by Amanda Y)
  

What do you call Cinderella's dirty dress?
(Submitted by Cette93)
  

What do you call a rabbit who tells jokes?
(Submitted by Patrick M.)
  

What do you call a cat who tells jokes?
(Submitted by Diana Drew)
  

What do you call a female friend?
(Submitted by Craig and Kelly)
  

What do you call a goat dressed like a clown?
(Submitted by Ricci Burgess)
  

What do you call mad sea cow disease?
(Submitted by Kat Gurl.)
  

What do you call a platter of worms?
(Submitted by Marc Cresap.)
  

What do you call a beautiful cat?
(Submitted by Hannah Vories)
  

What do you call a planetarium in the basement?
(Submitted by Patrick M.)
  

What do you call a piece of wood with nothing to do?
(Submitted by Patrick M.)
  

What do you call a chicken throat?
(Submitted by Patrick M.)
  

What do you call Old McDonald's place in the summer?
(Submitted by Patrick M.)
  

What do you call an escaped gander?
(Submitted by Patrick M.)
  

What do you call a big cat who fibs?
(Submitted by Patrick M.)
  

What do you call a pony with a sore throat?
(Submitted by Patrick M.)
  

What do you call a shady place to swim?
(Submitted by Patrick M.)
  

What do you call a female duck disguised as a male?
(Submitted by Patrick M.)
  

What do you call a baby deer in your front yard?
(Submitted by Patrick M.)
  

What do you call a plate of worms?
(Submitted by Patrick M.)
  

Sillier Rhymes!

Pale Gail
(illustrated Amazon version - 99¢)

Gail had been sick so she was feeling quite frail. Frail Gail was told by her doctor that she was cured and now hale and hearty. So hale frail Gail decided to go to the beach and get a healthy tan so she would not be pale hale frail Gail. But one day a dead whale washed up on the beach behind her home. Hale pale frail Gail could tell it had been a male, but now it was quite dead. So hale pale frail Gail's stale male whale sat outside her beach house while she thought about what to do with it.

Gail decided to see if she could sell part of the whale, so she advertised in a newspaper that the flukes were for sale. Hale pale frail Gail's stale male whale tail sale caused a lot of people to visit her house and pretty soon people had trampled a path into her back yard and on to the beach. To protect her flowers Gail decided to put up a rail along the trail to the whale. Hale pale frail Gail's stale male whale tail sale trail rail worked quite well except that one nail she used to make the rail stuck out and stuck anyone who bumped into it. Hale pale frail Gail's stale male whale tail sale trail rail impale nail was a hazard. So much so that one person sent her a letter threatening to sue if the nail was not fixed. Hale pale frail Gail's stale male whale tail sale trail rail impale nail mail convinced her it was time to go home from the beach.


Hairy Mary

Mary never cut her hair. So her hair grew and grew, on her head, her arms, and her legs. Some people called her Hairy Mary. Mary did not like being called that, so she did not like people who called her that behind her back. Mary was so careful about not being friends with people who called her Hairy Mary that some called her Wary Hairy Mary.

Mary owned many cows that she milked to sell to people. There was lots of grass for her cows because Mary lived on the prairie next to the highway, but the pasture where her cows grazed was on the other side of a river. So Mary built a flat boat to carry her cows across the river called the Wary Hairy Mary Prairie Dairy Carry Ferry.

One day, Mary got the idea of using berries to flavor her milk. Soon her Wary Hairy Mary Berry Prairie Dairy Carry Ferry became famous. People always asked her to mix all kinds of different berries together with the milk. But Mary angrily said no, she only sold ordinary berry flavored milk.

Everybody liked her ordinary berry flavored milk, but people thought she was a little scary, and so some people called her Scary Wary Hairy Mary. This made Mary even madder, so sometimes Mary became very contrary and would not give them a ride on her ferry. So they started calling it the Very Contrary Scary Wary Hairy Mary Ordinary Berry Prairie Dairy Carry Ferry.

However, people soon discovered if you asked her very politely in a very gracious way to let you ride across the river, she would always let you ride. Pretty soon everybody learned the Very Contrary Scary Wary Hairy Mary Ordinary Berry Prairie Dairy Carry Ferry Query so they could ride across the river.


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